Very proposes to Stella, who accepts.

The wedding is held in the back yard.

The following dinner was like any other family gathering.

There’s awkward conversation between in-laws.

There’s the not-quite-appropriately dressed relative (in this case, a romance sim, so who’s surprised?)

There’s the mandatory relative-with-no-table-manners (still-alive Notso this time).

And then there’s the relative who is, probably, the least insane of the bunch. Yep, that’d be Very.

The next day Very makes a bad decision regarding some band camp song, and is demoted.

While comfort eating, Very goes “Nagabo?”


Pop! Generation four, here we come!

Very wakes up in the middle of the night, to give birth

To a baby girl, named Hella.

Then Kombi dies. And Beauty. D:

Hella seems to like Virginia, but sometimes I wonder if she isn’t becoming a bit too attached.

Then, Hella transitions to toddler.

Virginia takes the time to teach Hella to walk the walk and talk the talk.

Then nothing happens, and then Hella transitions again. And yes, Stella is preggers.

Hella as kid.

Stella gives birth next to the bar. Hmm.

To another baby girl, this one called Dahmn.

Ohso goes to take care of baby Dahmn, but…

Grimmy says “I want YOU!”
Ohso: “You surely can’t mean me. I have no time for this death-business! I have grandkids to take care of!”

“But, if you insist and give me drinks, then… Okay, okay, I’ll go.”

Virginia holds it together long enough to help Dahmn transition.

What’s up with all kids transitioning into that god-awful hairdo?

Next time: Moar transitions, and pics of toddler-Dahmn, and, yeah, stuff.

Bonus pic!

Soh-spawn, with anonymous sperm donor:

Soh gave up on trying to date, and took up make over-ening instead. Ohso is clearly not comfortable with her decision, especially not if he is to be at the recieving end.

“You… won’t come near me with any sharp objects, now will you?”
“Don’t be silly, dad.”

See the tight grip on the chair?

One would think Ohso is happy with the end result, but really he’s just glad he survived.

Then Notso gets to grow up.

Oh, the painful butt-sparkles.

To cebrelate (yes, intentional typo!) they do some homework.

Halti and Bosto die. D:

Next, Ohso and Virginia simultaneously grow old.

Ah, still young.

“The… sparkles… they… OW!”

Virginia: “So this is what we ended up like, huh?” (Also: .old!)

Anyway, the twins leave for college and since left-behind families are boh-ring, you won’t see them for a while.

Very, all grown up:

… and Soh:

The first thing that happens is that Soh is pranked.

She doesn’t take it too well.

Fortunately, she can use her newfound cosmetology skills to get back.

“Don’t worry, I’ll fix that awful hair of yours, just sit back and relax…”

“Oops.”

Jeff: *facepalm*

“Not to worry Jeff, not to worry. I’ll fix it!”

“What? Can it possibly be worse than what you just did to me?”
“Er…”

Jeff: *facepalm*
Soh: “PWNED!”

Adam Valkeneer moves into the dorm, and Very calls dibs.

They hit it off.

Love is in the air!

Eventually, Very pops the question. Adam, naturally, agrees.

And then I installed ACR (Autonomous Casual Romance). And it all went south.

Within five sim!minutes, romance-sim Soh hits on Adam.

Very doesn’t take it so well, and slaps Adam silly.

Seeing as Very now is on max negative relationship scores with Adam, she really has no option but to break up.

“It’s not you, it’s… oh wait. It is you.”

“OH PLZ NO”

Adam takes the breakup like a man, and goes off to cry in a corner.

Meanwhile, Soh chats up dormie-boy Andy Prepster.

Very and Adam handles the breakup maturely. By fighting.

Very kicks ass.

Adam takes that like a man, too.

Soh’s sluttish ways comes back to bite her in the ass, however.


Andy is NOT impressed with Soh publicly whohooing Adam while he’s still at home.

Oh, and the twins sometimes study, too.

Next time with the Viciouses: Who will be heir? Will Adam and Very stop fighting?

Virginia spends her pregnancy waddling around and falling asleep all over the place, as is the norm with pregnancies.

And then she wakes up in the middle of the night, with OMFG PAIN.

After the birth, she waddles off to give the baby to David. And then… (Me: And no and then! PLZ TO BE NO AND THEN!)

There really is only one reason sims would do that after giving birth. It means twins. Gah.

Twins lead to amusing, synchronized babytakingcareof-ening.

… and as per usual, no babypics of the two girls called Soh and Very Vicious. Babies are boring.

Which means, transitioning is pretty much the first you get to see of the twins.

Anyway, this is the result of transitioning:

^^ Soh.

^^ Very. She is radioactive.

Virginia manages to get knocked up again. Ohso’s LTW is to graduate three kids from college, and I am nothing if not obliging with LTWs.

… and then Kinda dies. D:

… and Beast. D: D:

… AND David. D: D: D:

It is a very sad couple of sim!days indeed.

But then Virginia gives birth…

… to a baby boy called Notso Vicious.

And lookie! Babypic!

Meanwhile, the twins spend their time skillinating their little hearts out.

Before they go from toddlers to kids.

Soh:

Very:

Notso transitions:

Between all the births and birthdays and stuff, Virginia finds some time to skillinate.

Somewhere in the middle of things Halti and Bosto have a puppy called Kombi, who grows up to look like this.

I assume the bullterrier snout is dominant, since all bullterrier mixes I’ve had in the game have had that nose. Oh well.

Pretty’s and Nerdboy’s kid, Linnea, drops by, which has nothing to do with anything, except that I wanted to show what the legacish-kids’ cousin looks like.

Then there is a spectacular three-kid-transition.



(Yes. The kids are genetically blonde. Thank heavens for the possibility to change the hair color.)

Soh:

Soh is romance, with an LTW to become professional party guest. Stats are 5/3/10/5/10.

Very:

Very is fortune, with LTW to earn §100 000. Stats 8/3/1/7/7.

… and I managed to NOT take pics of kid-Notso. Bad me. Bad.

Ohso gets to work on the heir-portrait.

When he’s done, he starts another painting.

Fecking clowns. I HATE clowns.

Intermission: Bonus pic of Lotsa’s and Alan’s son, Astor Vicious, with his boyfriend:

Aren’t they SWEET?

Anywhoo.

Very gets a job, and manages to reach the top of the teen career on her first day.

Soh, on the other hand, sneaks out.

She then tries to get a mail-order date via the matchmaker.

No! Not Gothboy! Soh will not be a part of any cheatening on Astor.

So she tries again.


Damnit! Not Gothboy AGAIN!

Next time in the oh-so-intriguing Vicious legacish: Will Soh manage to get a date that’s not doing her cousin? Will Virginia fulfill her LTW? And, will I ever manage to take pics of anything but birthdays and deaths?

Okay, so this is how it goes. College is tedious, boring and mostly bearable only when the College Clock is used. Also, it helps to have more than one sim at college at the same time, and since the Vicious kids’ births were staggered (badly), that means Lotsa went on her own, and that Pretty and Ohso went together. Also, I guess a legacy is supposed to follow the heir, not any sim somehow connected to the heir. Though it would be interesting to turn this into a generational epos of the Vicious Clan, it’ll be impossible to keep up. In short, this means recaps of college. No uncensored, in-depth posts of college-time for you!

So the kids go off to college.

Lotsa stayed at the Deleuze Dorms, dated her professor Andrzej, and graduated Summa Cum Laude. Prof. Andrzej moved in,with her when she left college, but died in an unfortunate lightning accident, leaving Lotsa devastated. She met Alan (the Garden Club-guy from 1.4), who moved in. They got a cat named Sjopa, and later a kid called Astor. They are living happily ever after.

Lotsa and Prof. Andrzej:

The lightning accident:




Andrzej: *iz ded*

This is the cat who started out as an adorable little kitten, but turned into THIS:

Lotsa’s marriage:

Astor and the cat:

Meanwhile, back at the house, Ohso calls the matchmaker to get a date.

He gets Virginia Haggerty. Okay, so she’s got no fashion sense whatsoever, and she probably put on her make-up in the dark without a mirror and with a spatula, but damnit if she doesn’t have some potential.

They have their first kiss in the park, underneath a weeping willow.

They are so friggin’ SWEET!

Ohso: So… you wanna… euhm… go steady with me? Or not, if you don’t wanna that’s cool too…

Virginia: Of course I want to!
Ohso: SCORE!

In college, some other uni-kid suggests that Pretty might want to start a greek house.

“A greek house you say? The most powerful and popular greek house on campus, you say? Eeeexcellent…”

Then she courts the local nerdship.



Isn’t he the sweetest thing ever?

Virginia goes to college.

See? I told you she’d clean up nice!

And then Ohso leaves for college.

Meanwhile, Virginia pledges for the KBR Greek House, and Pretty shares some gossip on her brother since he, well, isn’t there right then.

“Hey, you want some dirt on your boyfriend?”

“He…”

“… wet himself once!”

“He’s not behind me, is he?”

… and this is where the college FFWD starts.

Both Virginia and Ohso plegded, got accepted and moved in at the greek house.

Ohso propsed engagement to Virginia…

… who accepted.

And Pretty did the same with NerdBoy.

… then they all graduated and went back to Riverblossom Hills.

Oh, by the way, this is what Kinda and David did while the kids got some edumacation:

They played Marco Polo in the pool.

So, in the running to be the Vicious Legacy’s next heir is:
Lotsa Vicious, popularity,

Pretty Vicious, knowledge,

and Ohso Vicious, family.

(Yes, the pic is from his teens. Plz disregard.)

And the winner heir is… (drumroll)

OHSO!

Mostly because I fucking LOVE Virginia. She takes spongebaths in the zink. Is awsum.

So she and Ohso get married,

do the dirty thing and whaddoyaknow, Virginia goes

POP! While talking to Lotsa.

And you all know what that means. Hello generation three!

Apperantly, so is Beata. She scares Ohso so bad that he wets himself.

… and then CRIES ABOUT IT. Argh wuss.

Toughen up, kiddo!

Beast and Coco have puppies, named Hurtta and Halti.

Which eventually grow up to dogs.

Who hate each other.

I decide to give Hurtta up for adoption. Halti has a way cooler tail.

While most of the family is having dinner, there is something very, very wrong with David.

… and then Coco helps herself to the leftovers. It’s becoming more and more clear why chihuahuas aren’t known for their brains.


Coco: “Man, there’s something wrong with that salmon! Bleaaargh”. You’d think the GREEN FUMES would have tipped her off.

When he’s untangled himself from the chair, David decides to join the gardening club. This is not interesting in itself. Don’t feel bad that you’re bored. All will be obvious soon.

Remember this face, kids.

Alan: Hey kiddo.
Ohso: STFU.
Alan: Be nice. In a few years’ time, I’ll be doing your sister.
Ohso: STFU. … Wait, what?
Alan. Nuthin’.

Then Pretty transitions.



She’ll be getting a makeover. Don’t worry.

Meanwhile, Kinda is working on that heir portrait.

I’d say the hairband suits her better than the thinking cap.

And then it’s time for Kinda to age.

Here we go!

It looks like sparkles in the butt hurts.

Yes Kinda, Thunder Thighs ARE depressing.

Next, it’s David’s turn to grow OLD.

Still a young whipper-snapper.

We know it hurts, David.

Nice shorts.

Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
They’re such short shorts
We like short shorts

The next morning, Lotsa leaves for college.

Intermission:
A study of Sim Stupidity.

1. Spy on neighbours with telescope.

2. Be confronted by angry spyed-on neighbour.

3. Assault rightfully upset neighbour, thus scaring her away.

4. Go back to spying.

And then Ohso transitions.

Grown-up and made over.

David goes out and gets Bosto, Halti’s mate and the father of as of yet unborn puppies.

Next time:

Lotsa goes to college and encounters THE FUG.

I would have liked to start this update with a pic of the second member of generation 2, Pretty Vicious, but since I apperantly didn’t take any pics at all, I can’t.

Instead, we’ll start with sadness.

Beata died. I managed to by elderly dogs instead of adult ones. Bummer.

Kinda goes POP!

“ZOMG! Not again!”

David went out and bought a new dog, Coco the Chihuahua, while Kinda adopted Beast, a Shiba-inu.

Next, it’s Lotsa’s turn to age up.

She’s got a stick permanently wedged in her hand from playing fetch with Coco.

Still stick-weilding.

… and all better after a makeover.

Lotsa rolls Popularity, with a LTW of reaching the top of the Law career. Stats 1/10/10/10/4.

Now, here’s Pretty, just about to transition into toddler.


I don’t know what’s up with that hair. I take no responsibility.

Kinda gives birth in the studio…

To baby boy Ohso Vicious!

More sadness. Santa dies.

… and Ohso becomes a toddler.

Before makeover:

And after:

You’d think somebody glued his hand in there, but I’m innocent. I promise.

Pretty becomes a kid:


Invisible fish-hook in jammies?

… and I have no kiddie-pics on Pretty. I suck.

They try to get the kids into private school, and when the headmaster shows up…

… this is what he looks like. Synth-undercut-updo? Huh.

See Pretty on the left! Yay pic!

Anyway, the kids are now properly schmoozed into private school.

And lastly, Ohso becomes a kid.

See Pretty in the background! Yay pic!

Well, I know this was boring, but I wanted to catch up on my updates, and I haven’t taken any good photos, apperantly. I’ll do better the next time, I promise.

The first thing she does is to call David.

He moves in with a healthy §10 000 to add to the funds, and an inventory full of expensive stuff to sell. Yay!

David is a fortune sim and his lifetime want is to become a criminal mastermind. Stats: 4/7/8/3/3.

And well, what is a baby daddy for, except for making babies?

A couple of days later Kinda proposes, to make the babymaking legit.

A few hours later…

Pop.

And a few days after that…

“Shoflee?”

Baby girl Lotsa Vicious is born.

Apperantly, she transitions immediately. I didn’t cheat, I promise, but babies are boring and so was the family, so no pics.

ZOMFG RADIOACTIVE TODDLER RUUUUUN!!!!!one!!

They get a couple of dogs, Beata…

… and Santa (named after Santa’s little helper, of course!)

Then Lotsa transitions into child:

And since Lotsa can’t be alone in the fight for the throne as heir, on with the babymakening.

“WTF is my tummy doing?”

“AGAIN?!”

More generation 2 fodder! Yay

End.

Bonus:

I find it endlessly funny that sim!Pescado scowls at the MATY Noodlesoother stands.

This is Kinda Vicious, a knowledge sim whose lifetime want is to maximize seven skills. Her stats are 5/8/6/3/3.

I’ve always hated playing Uni, but with the help of FFS College Clock and the No dormie protection-hack, Uni became bearable. It is highly amusing to watch the dormies pass out one after another, because they are too stupid to sleep.

First, it’s this faux-punk broad who passes out right outside the dorm.

She’s still there in the morning.

… and in the afternoon, she’s gotten company. How nice. It’s like they’re camping, only without the tent, or the sleeping bag, or… well, it’s nothing like camping, come to think of it.

And indoors, people are passing out in piles, too.


I like that all floorsleepers lie in the same position.

I’d like to think this pose came about with a “SPLAT”-noise.

And while the dormies pass out, Kinda sends for the Matchmaker (eh no, not J-Lo) to find a potential baby daddy.

She brings this.

Cute, no? I wonder what he’s thinking of. Could it be love, kids, the possibility of a dream date?

No. He’s thinking of…

… himself. How nice.

In any case, they hit it off and David calls Kinda ALL THE TIME to ask her out on dates, which often are surprisingly pleasant, despite is narcissistic tendencies.

They go karaoke-ing…


“Hey you!”

… and are stared at by Creepy McOldman.

(I could paste about a HUNDRED datepics here, but it’s boring. So I will restist. Kinda spent her college time being on dates, mostly.)

Kinda gets tired of the dorm-living life, so she moves in to a small house on the outskirts of campus.

After the hundredth (is that even a word?) date, Kinda decides to propose engagement.

And he said yes!

So they go back to Kinda’s place.

Whohoo!

And then Kinda falls asleep. Classy.¨

David: “Eh, honey? Are you going to sleep now? But… Agh, I’ll just stand here and watch.”

Finally, Kinda graduates (with honours!), and throws a grad party.

Mandatory smustlepics:

And the bonfire:

BONUS: Possibly the ugliest sim EVER.

 This means the old Vicious legacy is dead, gone and un-buried.

 On the other hand, I’ve started a new legacish, with a new set of Viciouses (let’s say they’re distant cousins to the Strangetown Viciouses).

 Hence: Coming soon, to a blog near you: The Vicious Legacish: Generation 1.

Recap: When we last saw the Vicious family, Pretty had just given birth to baby girl Sorta Vicious.

Since babies are boring at best or a pain in the ass at worst, Sorta transitions as soon as she can (me loves boolProp).

She’s a cute little toddler. Yay cutening.

Unbelievably, the new dog, and Typ got it on and made puppies – How and Also Vicious – who grew up rather nicely, I’d say. However, they are almost identical.

This is a shot of Typ with Also, the one I decided to keep.

I decided to give all the unnecessary pets (ie, those who wont be used for teh puppymaking) up for adoption, but I forgot to check my sims’ fears first – which makes Pretty have a wee aspirational… accident, shall we say.



Considering that I got a two-for-two on which pets I got rid of and her fears, I thought she took it rather well.

As soon as she was less aspirationally challenged, she and Joel got on with making more fodder for generation 3. But you won’t get to see that. Cleanse that filthy mind of yours!

Anyway, that day when Pretty comes home from an unfulfilling day at work, during which she got demoted, she also feels kind of queasy.

Poor thing.

After being demoted three times in the same career, she has now developed a constant fear of going to work. Hee.

Sorta at night:

1. Waaaaailed until someone let her out of the crib, and
2.

Skillinating as soon as she got out. Smart AND cute? Yay!

Pretty spends her pregnancy sleeping…

… and trying to cook.

But she fails. I’m beginning to suspect that Pretty does, in fact, suck at life.

She does, against all odds, succeed at fishing.

But why she puts fish up her ass, I’ll never know. Nor do I want to, really.

And then she gives birth!

To a baby boy named Ohso Vicious.

… who transitions immediately of course.

Cute too. A pity he’s suffering from the Firstborn Syndrome though.

Next Sorta goes from toddler to child:
¨

MMMM CAKE.

Hella spends her days basking in the sun.

And her nights talking to trees.

… and then Typ dies.

… and Notatall returns from the grave.

(Yes, that is Notso in the background. He hangs around all the time. Bah. Mama’s boy…)

Since I have sims’ housing ADD, I accidentally remodel their house again.

Spiffy pool, too.

I re-hire the maid after moving, but the Viciouses are somewhat strapped for cash, so she helps herself to one of the poolside recliners.



Bastard.

Ohso transitions into child the first night at the new house.

Coordinated cheering FTW!

This is how he looks as a child: like Sorta, but a boy. Bah.

At breakfast, the next morning, Pretty is clearly unimpressed by her mother’s table manners.

Anyhoo, since I’ve now discovered the awesome hacks at MATY, I’ve upgraded the house a bit:

Bathroom uses YOU!

And pee is finally yellow!

Awesome hatstands for thinking caps!

Truly, truly awesome. Not even babies are a pain with the baby-taking-care-of-thingy.

Pretty is about to…


POP!

This baby will not be a clone though, since I’ve discovered the beauty of the re-randomiser. Truly, truly awesome indeed.

Hella helps Ohso with his homework when he gets back from his first day at school:

… and then she keels over and dies.

Poor Ohso’s gonna be scarred for life.

Since the Viciouses moved house, Buzz has become an angry ghost, convinced somebody has sold his bed – though it’s still there. I don’t know. He’s a right bastard, though.

He also scares Ohso to the extent that Ohso wets himself.


I’ll admit. I giggled too.

Since Pretty wants the kids to get into private school, they invite the headmaster over.

It’s off for a bad start when Pretty goes into labour as the headmaster arrives.

Shooflee?
Pretty gives birth to baby girl Mildly Vicious, who I completely fail at snapshotting.

And Joel can’t socialize.

The headmaster is unimpressed, which leads to…

Aspirational failure #2.

I’m now convinced that Pretty sucks at life.

Later that night, Sorta transitions:


Hallo thar!

Sorta rolls Pleasure, with an LTW I can’t remember.
Stats:
Sloppy 9
Shy 4
Lazy 9
Serious 10
Grouchy 3

In an attempt to save Pretty’s aspiration, Sorta tries to be an overachiever. She gets a job in the music career.


… and is fired the first day. Will you suck at life too, Sorta?

Yes, I’d worry too, Pretty.

The second try at schmoozing the kids into private school is more successful, though.

They’re in! Yay!

And then mildly transitions to toddler with a little help from Sorta.


Pretty!

And this picture

… will end this update.