Loosgabani!

It’s been awhile, but now I’m back with a vengeance.

Apperantly, so is Beata. She scares Ohso so bad that he wets himself.

… and then CRIES ABOUT IT. Argh wuss.

Toughen up, kiddo!

Beast and Coco have puppies, named Hurtta and Halti.

Which eventually grow up to dogs.

Who hate each other.

I decide to give Hurtta up for adoption. Halti has a way cooler tail.

While most of the family is having dinner, there is something very, very wrong with David.

… and then Coco helps herself to the leftovers. It’s becoming more and more clear why chihuahuas aren’t known for their brains.


Coco: “Man, there’s something wrong with that salmon! Bleaaargh”. You’d think the GREEN FUMES would have tipped her off.

When he’s untangled himself from the chair, David decides to join the gardening club. This is not interesting in itself. Don’t feel bad that you’re bored. All will be obvious soon.

Remember this face, kids.

Alan: Hey kiddo.
Ohso: STFU.
Alan: Be nice. In a few years’ time, I’ll be doing your sister.
Ohso: STFU. … Wait, what?
Alan. Nuthin’.

Then Pretty transitions.



She’ll be getting a makeover. Don’t worry.

Meanwhile, Kinda is working on that heir portrait.

I’d say the hairband suits her better than the thinking cap.

And then it’s time for Kinda to age.

Here we go!

It looks like sparkles in the butt hurts.

Yes Kinda, Thunder Thighs ARE depressing.

Next, it’s David’s turn to grow OLD.

Still a young whipper-snapper.

We know it hurts, David.

Nice shorts.

Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
They’re such short shorts
We like short shorts

The next morning, Lotsa leaves for college.

Intermission:
A study of Sim Stupidity.

1. Spy on neighbours with telescope.

2. Be confronted by angry spyed-on neighbour.

3. Assault rightfully upset neighbour, thus scaring her away.

4. Go back to spying.

And then Ohso transitions.

Grown-up and made over.

David goes out and gets Bosto, Halti’s mate and the father of as of yet unborn puppies.

Next time:

Lotsa goes to college and encounters THE FUG.