Loosgabani!

This is gonna be one MONSTER of an update, so be aware!

The last time we met the Vicious-Grunt household, Pretty was about to transition from toddler to child.

… and here’s the result. Please note the sodding THIEF in the background stealing simoleans from our money tree. Can’t trust anyone these days, I tells ya…

Hella is pregnant (though I missed all the POP!-action) and gives birth in the bathroom to baby girl Very.

Babies are boring, so Very is not seen until toddlerhood.

“Hey sis, whatcha doin in there?”
“Lemme OOOOOOUUUT waaaaaaah!”

A makeover later and Pretty’s got good hair. She autonomosly cleans all the time. I love her!
Mostly gives birth to three puppies: Typ Vicious, Semi Vicious and Quasi Vicious. Here is Typ going potty in the livingroom.

Also: I’M IN UR LIVINROOMZ PEEIN ON UR SOFAZ

Buzz brings home a colleague from work and starts talking about his fetishes.
Colleague: “DUDE, I don’t want to know about you and your missus and bondage!”

It’s Buzz’s time to transition. Say goodbye to those youthful good looks Buzz, ’cause you’re gonna be old in a matter of seconds.

Very transitions into child without any snapshots taken (bad me), and looks like this afterwards.

“Hey sis, you smell like poo.”

The puppies grow up to be very odd-looking dogs. I decide to keep Typ, I want to see how his puppies turn out.

Typ:

Semi:

Quasi:

Hella is preggers again.

Nice table manners, Hella.

Pretty and Very have a chat in the kitchen.

Pretty is for some reason unbeknownst to man hovering over the floor.

Eventually, Hella gives birth to baby boy Notso Viciuos.

But since babies are boring, I age him right up to toddler. (I’m not playing by the legacy rules any longer, can ya tell?)

It’s time for Pretty to transition, fingers crossed she’ll actually turn out Pretty!

Hallo thar!

I’ve already decided that Pretty is heir, since both Very and Notso inherited their fathers charming personality.

Pretty rolls knowledge with the LTW of becoming the HOTTEST mad scientist EVAH.
Stats:
Sloppy 6
Shy 7
Lazy 6
Serious 3
Grouchy 10

This is what Very gives me when I tell her to entertain. G’damnit Very, just suck it up and be funny!

Mostly grows old and looks the same.

Yeah, I’m wondering about those ears too, Mostly. I didn’t think you had it in you – it must be Notatalls genes.

Next birthday is Notso’s:

… and this is the result:

Meh.

Very and Notso are hugging.
Everybody: aaaaaaw!

Pretty is chatting with… someone.

Can we detect a slight hint of anarchism there, Pretty?

Oh I love her.

Hella has a fear of growing old and never be married, so she proposes to Buzz in the bathroom.

… and he accepts!

Meanwhile, Very eats a burnt muffin.

With a FORK?!

Pretty wants to get into private school, and smooches to the headmaster.

He talks about bondage. Is that really appropriate, old dirty bastard?

Very then transitions into teenager without me taking any pictures.

Doesn’t she look like that girl that’s not Jennifer Love-Hewitt from that tv-show about a family without parents? And Jack from Lost was the older brother and the girl from Scream was one of the sisters and they had a brother with a drinking problem… I can’t believe I remember everything that happened in it, except for the title or any of the names. Anyway, she looks like her, right?

Very rolls Pleasure with LTW of becoming professional party guest (good luck with that personality…)
Stats:
Sloppy 5
Shy 9
Lazy 10
Serious 0
Grouchy 2

Hella has her birthday and grows old!

She’s still hot.

Though her midriff is apperantly INVISIBLE.

At the party Very chats up Pretty’s friend from school whose name I can’t remember and asks if they should go steady.

… yes Very, rejection sucks.

Could it possibly have anything to do with your social skills?

Noogies are perhaps not the best way to win hearts.

Pretty then congratulates her sister for behaving like a baby.

That’s it for today – next time Notso transitions into teen, Typ will hopefully hit it of with the new dog, and a lot of other stuff will happen that hasn’t happened yet. Yay!